Things Reacher wouldn't say

[Fiona]

This thread was posted in Reacher Creatures on facebook and it took off.

One cup of coffee will be fine. I have a caffeine sensitivity.

Excuse me, do you have this in a smaller size?

I can't see, I'm not tall enough.


Post them singly or in a group, doesn't matter.

[4AMNTN]

What? head-butt someone, ouch - wouldn't that hurt too much? :")

[momckee]

do you know where I can buy Tilley shorts, I hear you can dry them overnight.

[Gismo]

Where's my car keys
Who needs a toothbrusth

[Fiona]

Friend me on facebook

[4AMNTN]

Do u have the time?


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[Dan M.]

I need a vacation.

[Meg]

I have insomnia.
Where's the alarm clock?

[momckee]

I have a headache

[4AMNTN]

Not interested in a woman's "low back area"


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[Dan M.]

Think I'll drive to work today.

[4AMNTN]

Volunteer for anything! [emoji631]


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[4AMNTN]

Excuse me, does this hotel have irons?

[4AMNTN]

A Woman is distress? she's on her own!

[Gismo]

I hate hitch hiking