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Fiona
11-07-2015, 03:24 AM
This thread was posted in Reacher Creatures on facebook and it took off.

One cup of coffee will be fine. I have a caffeine sensitivity.

Excuse me, do you have this in a smaller size?

I can't see, I'm not tall enough.


Post them singly or in a group, doesn't matter.

4AMNTN
11-07-2015, 03:37 PM
What? head-butt someone, ouch - wouldn't that hurt too much? :")

momckee
11-07-2015, 07:21 PM
do you know where I can buy Tilley shorts, I hear you can dry them overnight.

Gismo
11-07-2015, 07:22 PM
Where's my car keys
Who needs a toothbrusth

Fiona
12-07-2015, 12:47 AM
Friend me on facebook

4AMNTN
12-07-2015, 01:49 AM
Do u have the time?


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Dan M.
13-07-2015, 05:44 PM
I need a vacation.

Meg
13-07-2015, 08:46 PM
I have insomnia.
Where's the alarm clock?

momckee
13-07-2015, 11:27 PM
I have a headache

4AMNTN
14-07-2015, 12:07 AM
Not interested in a woman's "low back area"


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Dan M.
14-07-2015, 01:05 AM
Think I'll drive to work today.

4AMNTN
14-07-2015, 01:19 AM
Volunteer for anything! [emoji631]


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4AMNTN
18-07-2015, 06:09 PM
Excuse me, does this hotel have irons?

4AMNTN
03-09-2015, 03:12 PM
A Woman is distress? she's on her own!

Gismo
03-09-2015, 06:41 PM
I hate hitch hiking

Deanie
03-09-2015, 11:38 PM
I'll have a glass of iced tea

Fiona
04-09-2015, 06:02 AM
I've eaten too much.

Meg
04-09-2015, 02:21 PM
I think I'll do a load of laundry.

momckee
04-09-2015, 07:21 PM
pass me a Kleenex, I'm all out

Deanie
04-09-2015, 11:03 PM
Ok, you just poured coffee on my new loafers and I'm gonna let it pass.

Fiona
05-09-2015, 06:40 AM
I'm off to the gym.

4AMNTN
05-09-2015, 03:29 PM
these are good!

I lived on a quiet street growing up.

4AMNTN
02-10-2015, 12:30 AM
I had lots of friends growing up.


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Meg
02-10-2015, 02:38 PM
Violence is never the answer

4AMNTN
02-10-2015, 04:11 PM
[emoji2] Meg


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4AMNTN
03-10-2015, 12:50 AM
Guy n a long coat in July? Yeah, that's normal .


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Meg
05-10-2015, 09:26 PM
[emoji2] Meg


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That one just popped into my head...couldn't believe no one else had posted it yet!

Deanie
06-10-2015, 08:02 PM
I don't do head-butts.

Meg
09-10-2015, 06:04 PM
I have somewhere I NEED to be!

Style
12-10-2015, 02:50 PM
I really care about what all these posters are saying about what I might not say.

4AMNTN
16-05-2016, 05:32 PM
I can't seem to hit my target… (lying in his sniper's position)

Deanie
31-05-2016, 06:39 PM
I'm going to settle down and stay right here...forever

momckee
01-06-2016, 12:11 AM
Sorry, I can't think of an answer right now!

Meg
01-06-2016, 02:23 PM
Headbutting someone is never the answer

Deanie
01-06-2016, 07:08 PM
I'm gonna buy myself an alarm clock - and a wrist watch while I'm at it.

4AMNTN
02-06-2016, 12:14 AM
Was that a rifle or handgun I just heard?


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